30-11-2005, 19:51
Ahaaaaaa dans mes bras Ardarin ! Tu as bien reçu le pdf ?<p>Mais chacun sait que les noix de coco ne sont pas rapportées par bateau par des navigateurs (même elfiques), les noix de coco, c'est les hirondelles qui les apportent ! hihihihihihihihi<p>King Arthur: Whoa there! <br>[clop clop clop]<br>Soldier #1: Halt! Who goes there?<br>Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!<br>Soldier #1: Pull the other one!<br>Arthur: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.<br>Soldier #1: What? Ridden on a horse? <br>Arthur: Yes! <br>Soldier #1: You're using coconuts! <br>Arthur: What? <br>Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. <br>Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through-- <br>Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? <br>Arthur: We found them. <br>Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! <br>Arthur: What do you mean? <br>Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. <br>Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? <br>Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? <br>Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. <br>Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? <br>Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! <br>Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. <br>Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? <br>Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? <br>Arthur: Please! <br>Soldier #1: Am I right? <br>Arthur: I'm not interested! <br>Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! <br>Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. <br>Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. <br>Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! <br>Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. <br>Soldier #2: Oh, yeah... <br>Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... <br>[clop clop clop]<br>Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? <br>Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. <br>Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! <br>Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? <br>Soldier #2: Well, why not? <br>