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Holy Grail - Monty Python -
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<FONT SIZE=1>Je ne pouvais quand même pas manquer ce fuseau... ;-)<BR>Voici donc une interprétation de la scène 4 (merci pour les <A HREF="http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-04.htm" TARGET="_blank">sources</A>, Silmo ;-)))<BR><BR>GANDALF: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Balrog, but I must cross this bridge.<BR>BALROG: Then you shall die.<BR>GANDALF: I command you, as a Servant of the Secret Fire, to stand aside !<BR>BALROG: I move for no wizard.<BR>GANDALF: So be it !<BR>GANDALF and BALROG: A Galadriel, Elbereth ! Hiyaah !<BR><BR>[GANDALF chops the BALROG's wings off]<BR><BR>GANDALF: Now go back to the Shadow.<BR>BALROG: 'Tis but a scratch.<BR>GANDALF: A scratch ? Your wings are off !<BR>BALROG: No, they aren't.<BR>GANDALF: Well, what's that, then ?<BR>BALROG: I've had worse.<BR>GANDALF: You liar !<BR>BALROG: Come on, you pansy !<BR>[clang]Aaaaaaaah!<BR><BR>[GANDALF chops the BALROG's legs off]<BR><BR>GANDALF: Victory is mine ! [kneeling] We thank Thee Eru, that in Thy mer--<BR>BALROG: Hiyaah! [whip] Come on, then.<BR>GANDALF: What ?<BR>BALROG: Have at you ! [whip]<BR>GANDALF: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Balrog, but the fight is mine.<BR>BALROG: Oh, had enough, eh ?<BR>GANDALF: Look, you stupid Flame of Udun. You've got no legs left.<BR>BALROG: Yes, I have.<BR>GANDALF: Look !<BR>BALROG: [whip] Hiyaah ! Your stick's broken !<BR>GANDALF: Stop that ! Behold, this is Glamdring !<BR>BALROG: Chicken ! [whip] Chickennn !<BR>GANDALF: Look, I'll have your arm. [kick] Right ! [whop]<BR><BR>[GANDALF chops the BALROG's left arm off]<BR><BR>BALROG: [falling] Aaaaaah ! I'll do you for that !<BR>GANDALF: You'll what ?<BR>BALROG: [falling and playing with his whip] Come here !<BR>GANDALF: Fly, you fools !<BR>BALROG: [falling] I'm invincible !<BR>GANDALF: [falling] You're a looney !<BR>[FELLOWSHIP flees]<BR>BALROG: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh ? You yellow bastards ! Come back here and take what's coming to you !</FONT>
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