19-04-2005, 18:11
(toujours inspiré par "The Holy Grail")
[citation]THORIN: None shall pass. Hobbits are not men !
ISENGAR & CIE: What?
THORIN: None shall pass.
ISENGAR & CIE: We have no quarrel with you, good Sir Thorin, but we must cross this bridge because Hobbits are men.
THORIN: Then you shall die.
ISENGAR & CIE: We command you, as knights of JRRVF, to stand aside!
THORIN: I move for no man.
ISENGAR & CIE: So be it!
ISENGAR & CIE and THORIN: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc. [first fight : THORIN’s left arm off]
ISENGAR & CIE: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
THORIN: 'Tis but a scratch.
ISENGAR & CIE: A scratch? Your arm's off!
THORIN: No, it isn't.
ISENGAR & CIE: Well, what's that, then?
THORIN: I've had worse.
ISENGAR & CIE: You liar!
THORIN: Come on, you pansy!
[clang] Huyah! [clang] Hiyaah! [clang] Aaaaaaaah! [second fight : THORIN’s right arm off]
ISENGAR & CIE: Victory is our! [kneeling] We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
THORIN: Hah! [kick] Come on, then.
ISENGAR & CIE: What?
THORIN: Have at you! [kick]
ISENGAR & CIE: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is our.
THORIN: Oh, had enough, eh?
ISENGAR & CIE: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
THORIN: Yes, I have.
ISENGAR & CIE: Look!
THORIN: Just a flesh wound. [kick]
ISENGAR & CIE: Look, stop that.
THORIN: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn!
ISENGAR & CIE: Look, we'll have your leg. [kick] Right! [they chop the THORIN's right leg off]
THORIN: Right. I'll do you for that!
ISENGAR & CIE: You'll what?
THORIN: Come here!
ISENGAR & CIE: What are you going to do, bleed on us?
THORIN: I'm invincible!
ISENGAR & CIE: You're a looney.
THORIN: The THORIN always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. [whop] [ISENGAR & CIE chop the THORIN's last leg off]
THORIN: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ISENGAR & CIE: Come, Patsy.
THORIN: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off![/citation]
[citation]THORIN: None shall pass. Hobbits are not men !
ISENGAR & CIE: What?
THORIN: None shall pass.
ISENGAR & CIE: We have no quarrel with you, good Sir Thorin, but we must cross this bridge because Hobbits are men.
THORIN: Then you shall die.
ISENGAR & CIE: We command you, as knights of JRRVF, to stand aside!
THORIN: I move for no man.
ISENGAR & CIE: So be it!
ISENGAR & CIE and THORIN: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc. [first fight : THORIN’s left arm off]
ISENGAR & CIE: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
THORIN: 'Tis but a scratch.
ISENGAR & CIE: A scratch? Your arm's off!
THORIN: No, it isn't.
ISENGAR & CIE: Well, what's that, then?
THORIN: I've had worse.
ISENGAR & CIE: You liar!
THORIN: Come on, you pansy!
[clang] Huyah! [clang] Hiyaah! [clang] Aaaaaaaah! [second fight : THORIN’s right arm off]
ISENGAR & CIE: Victory is our! [kneeling] We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
THORIN: Hah! [kick] Come on, then.
ISENGAR & CIE: What?
THORIN: Have at you! [kick]
ISENGAR & CIE: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is our.
THORIN: Oh, had enough, eh?
ISENGAR & CIE: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
THORIN: Yes, I have.
ISENGAR & CIE: Look!
THORIN: Just a flesh wound. [kick]
ISENGAR & CIE: Look, stop that.
THORIN: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn!
ISENGAR & CIE: Look, we'll have your leg. [kick] Right! [they chop the THORIN's right leg off]
THORIN: Right. I'll do you for that!
ISENGAR & CIE: You'll what?
THORIN: Come here!
ISENGAR & CIE: What are you going to do, bleed on us?
THORIN: I'm invincible!
ISENGAR & CIE: You're a looney.
THORIN: The THORIN always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. [whop] [ISENGAR & CIE chop the THORIN's last leg off]
THORIN: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ISENGAR & CIE: Come, Patsy.
THORIN: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off![/citation]