29-04-2010, 00:57
<img src="http://ine.250x.com/images/photoimages/python/prophet.jpg"><p><small>LESLIE : <i>... Hey! Shall be given what? What were you going to say?</i><br>[...]<br>BRIAN : <i>Oh, nothing. I'd finished.</i><br>[...]<br>BLIND MAN : <i>What won't he tell? Is it a secret?</i><br>[...]<br>GIRL : <i>Is it the secret of eternal life?</i><br>(...]<br>BORING PROPHET : No ! It is the secret of <b>metafaeces</b> ! <i> Yea, verily, at that time, it is written in the book of Obadiah. A man shall strike his donkey and his nephew's donkey and anyone in the vicinity of his nephew or the donkey. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one....</i><p>FALSE PROPHET : <i>For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...</i><p>BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET : <i>...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...</i><br></SMALL><br><img src="http://ine.250x.com/images/photoimages/python/thunderprophet.jpg"><br>