14-05-2010, 00:04
<br><SMALL>CdB prêt à se laisser crucifier pour la nature de métamatière.... "Le must en qualité de métons".<p>Matthias: "<i>Hm...could be worse.</i>" <br>Centurion: "<i>What do you mean, '</i>Could be worse<i>' "?</i>"<br>Matthias: "<i>Well, you could be stabbed.</i>"<br>Centurion: "<i>Stabbed? Takes a second! Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.</i>" <br>Matthias: "<i>Well, at least you get you out in the open air!!</i>".<br>Centurion: "<i>Have you ever seen anyone crucified?</i>"<br>Matthias: "<i>Crucifixion's a doddle.</i>" <p><a href="http://www.moviesoundclips.net/movies1/lifeofbrian/passover.wav"target="Pontius Pilate">Pontius Pilate</a> : "<i>Guard, do we have any crucifixions today?</i>"<br>Guard : "<i>139 sir. Special celebration, Passover sir.</i>"<br>Pontius Pilate: "<i>Right! Now, we have 140! Nice vound number, eh, Biggus?</i>" <p><a href="http://www.moviesoundclips.net/movies1/lifeofbrian/freedom.wav"target="Supervisor">Supervisor</a> : "Crucifixion? <br>Prisoner I: "<i>Yes. Crucifixion</i>" <br>Supervisor: "<i>Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next! Crucifixion?</i>" <br>Prisoner II: "<i>Yes. Crucifixion</i>" <br>Supervisor: "<i>Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next! Crucifixion?</i>"<br>[...]<br>Supervisor: "<i>Ehm...how many have come through?</i>"<br>Jailor : "<i>Ninety-six, sir.</i>"<br>Supervisor: "<i>Oh. It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?</i>" <br>Jailor : "<i>No, sir! Not with these bastards, sir! Crucifixion's too good for 'em, sir.</i>"<br>Supervisor: "<i>I don't think you could say it's too good for them, it's...it's very nasty!</i>" <br>Jailor : "<i>Oh, it's not as not as nasty as something I just thought of, sir.</i>"<br></SMALL><p><img src="http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/tgnisuswettus.jpg">